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(no subject) [Dec. 18th, 2004|12:07 pm]
jesus blows

jesus is a placebo

kill yourself - bradley XXX
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(no subject) [Dec. 17th, 2004|10:31 pm]
jesus blows
[mood |exanimateMilky]
[music |Leaky Jesus and the Swifty 7]

Id like one soft taco, hold the Jesus.

Man Im clever.
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(no subject) [Dec. 16th, 2004|06:58 pm]
jesus blows
[mood |Insane in the Membrane]
[music |Jesus and the shitty sluts of Mars]

Man one time god was talking to me, and he said jesus would suck my dick for three swefity and I said listen God I dont got no god damn three swify and he said well one time my best friend leviating lamar asked his rabbi about surfing and what his rabbi said was passover is the best time to surf because of the passing and the over. Right at that moment the magic bullet came flying and I said god damn it where is Estaban and he said id give you oral for two swify. anyways the point is i hate bob dole, and jesus.
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fuck jesus [Dec. 14th, 2004|06:11 pm]
jesus blows
[mood |iratejesus touched me in dangerzone]
[music |jesus punk]

as u no, jesusishitler.com is the best site in the world. for some reason it no longer works. how can u get rid of a site that speaks the truth. plus it was fuckin hilarious. for now on we will talk about how jesus is hitler
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