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[Dec. 16th, 2004|06:58 pm]
jesus blows
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Man one time god was talking to me, and he said jesus would suck my dick for three swefity and I said listen God I dont got no god damn three swify and he said well one time my best friend leviating lamar asked his rabbi about surfing and what his rabbi said was passover is the best time to surf because of the passing and the over. Right at that moment the magic bullet came flying and I said god damn it where is Estaban and he said id give you oral for two swify. anyways the point is i hate bob dole, and jesus.
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From: glowing_walrus
2004-12-18 03:33 am (UTC)

Re: jesus

jesus thinks hes so cool just cuz he can break dance
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